Batman no Aeroporto

Clerk: Your name, please?

Passenger: Batman.

Clerk: And your real name?

Passenger: Batman is my real name.

Clerk: Are you asking for trouble?! What is your last name, then?

Passenger: Supar-man.

Clerk: Arrests the passenger.

Pato (só coisas destas é que me metem de boca admirada! :P)